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she ShouLD BE NomINated for A goLDEn GLob
omfg
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
(via lets-die-laughing)
When i was younger, birthdays were the shit
Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
…
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
RESUME CAT TRANSMISSION.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Meanwhile, in Saudi Arabia
(via fuzzytop)
This is Charles, Charles is a victim of child abuse. His parents force him to live in a small area under the staircase with only a small bed and a light. Charles parents are alcoholics and come home late in the night and often times will beat him, he has two broken feet as you can see in this picture, he bandaged them himself but being only 7 years old he can’t do much. Reblog if you have a heart. Charles needs all the hope he can get.
niqqa thats harry potter
^
Wtf lmao I’m done
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